chronic fatigue syndrome

tokesnjokes:

habsolutely-:

i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more.

look at the iris development, its stunning

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askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

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castielsweetiepie:

carryontonoff:

theheartattacked:

HAHAHA IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE NOT HAVING SEX IS WEIRD

god i hate tumblr

I think most people think it’s funny because of the “double-holy” comment (which has absolutely no Biblical basis) and the fact that if they ever feel like having sex, they spray each other with water and eat potatoes.

I mean, I think the potato thing is pretty funny (and bizarre).

Exactly. It has nothing to do with their sexual preferences. Mainly how the article was written. 

I mean, if the article were to boringly say “this is darla and jon, they’re married and they aren’t going to have sex because they want to for religious reasons,” nobody would care. 

but come on. “jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood” 

thats hilarious

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fishingboatproceeds:

Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.

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