Enjoy!
i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more.
look at the iris development, its stunning
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Just having a day. People are annoying the shit out of me :( ill be the one in the corner with the terrible
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HAHAHA IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE NOT HAVING SEX IS WEIRD
god i hate tumblr
I think most people think it’s funny because of the “double-holy” comment (which has absolutely no Biblical basis) and the fact that if they ever feel like having sex, they spray each other with water and eat potatoes.
I mean, I think the potato thing is pretty funny (and bizarre).
Exactly. It has nothing to do with their sexual preferences. Mainly how the article was written.
I mean, if the article were to boringly say “this is darla and jon, they’re married and they aren’t going to have sex because they want to for religious reasons,” nobody would care.
but come on. “jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood”
thats hilarious
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AU: Loki gets detention for lipping off a teacher,
When he gets there he finds some familiar faces who have also gotten detention
avengers breakfast club!au?? yes pLEASE
Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.
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…and then shawarma after.
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